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Would you pass the ‘fake breasts’ test?

I am considering sticking on a pair of prosthetic breasts and applying for a job at Oxford University. The Spectator paying what it does, all of us columnists must have a side-hustle of sorts. Perhaps this could be mine.

Will we always have Paris?

Two worlds met in Paris last week. Thanks to the presence of Art Basel, some of the world’s most valuable art that wasn’t already in the city was shipped there. It arrived just in time for Paris to go up in flames.

France is a warning – our civilization is not immortal

Of all the things that have been hardest to communicate in my life, this seems the most impossible: that our civilization is not immortal

France Stares Down the Abyss of History

Even great things come to an end. There’s no guarantee that French culture and traditions will survive ceaseless attacks from discontents inside the country, writes Douglas Murray.

There is no such thing as a clean execution

Between the cases of Christa Pike and Nidal Hasan, a set of interesting questions emerge about the most civilized means of execution

What Will Happen to Europe If America Leaves?

The departure of U.S. bombers from Britain may be a final warning to European leaders with no interest in fighting back against enemies of the West, writes Douglas Murray.

Reading is the ultimate life hack

The London Underground used to be a happy place for authors. We would get into a carriage and see rows of people, studiously ignoring their neighbors – unless their neighbor was a dog – and reading a newspaper or an actual, physical book.

The game you are not allowed to win

Some years ago I heard a moving story about Roy Jenkins. An unpromising start to any anecdote but stay with me. It involved a croquet match during the late period of his life – as Chancellor of the University of Oxford – when Jenkins had become one of the grander, not to say more pompous,

How the West Lost Its Will to Reverse Mass Migration

Some Republicans are turning against mass deportations, but there’s no other way to undo the harms of unchecked migration and reassert the law.

I like a good hypocrite

America leads the world in paying to make its young illiterate and innumerate. The school Hannah-Jones’s daughter went to is an exemplar

The 9/11 Failure That Still Haunts America

The 25th anniversary of the attacks came with almost no mention of the surviving terrorists and the failure to bring them to justice, writes Douglas Murray.

Who exactly can wear a face covering?

I’m trying to work out what the new rules are in this country. I think I’m getting there, though any Spectator readers who can assist might help me avoid an appearance at the local magistrates’ court. On political party funding, this week’s new rules seem clear.